wow!

Friday night was disco night at Hartcliffe Community Centre.

It actually seemed quite promising when we got in. A nice restrained light show covering the floor and the first three songs were good - from the last year or so.

It seemed that Barrie's Saga Show was an aberration and that booking policies at the HCC had improved enormously.

So me and Trin took to the floor. I'm developing a hip-hop/Ian Curtis hybrid dance so I tried it out.

And then ... some tosser takes to the mike IN THE MIDDLE OF A SONG and on a moving dancefloor and starts waffling. The whole dancefloor STOPS and glares at the fucker. The music restarts and somehow the dancefloor is saved. But the wanker did it again in the next song, and the next ... you get the picture. A dead dancefloor, lots of angry punters and you just wonder what the tosser is thinking of.

We sat down through a lot of our favourite songs. Every song had this wanker jabbering in the middle, and at the end of each song, hiding his awful mixing. We left as he desperately put Status Quo's Rocking All Over the World On. It was VILE! Clueless tosser.

So why? Did he, like Barrie, have a lesion and think he was a radio DJ? Or does he have the one thing no DJ should have - an ego?