The music community is always awash with rumours, but the current one doing the rounds is that sultry Latino songstress Lovefoxxx of Brazilian superstar dancefloor fillers CSS is doing the horizontal samba with none other that cyclops-eyed chest-waist sumo astronomer Patrick Moore!
Rumours hardened when drinkers at Patrick's local, The Pulsar, in Selsey, West Sussex were treated to the astronomer's tuneless rendition of 'Fuck Off is not the Only Thing You Have to Show' on karaoke night last Thursday. He was then spotted slipping to the ladies toilet with a 'young lady' in tow, only to emerge minutes later with his trousers round his waist, the equivalent of round his ankles on a normal, non-astronomical, person.
CSS are a fast rising act, drawing on South America's growing confidence with dance music and Brazil's natural zest for life. No chance of seeing these fuckers at the Louisiana - they're playing major venues right from day one in the UK, suggesting that CSS are a marketing man's dream as well as a fave of all forward-thinking DJs - as well as Sir Patrick.
But if you can't afford tickets for the Glasgow Exhibition Centre then you can catch Lovefoxxx on the next Sky at Night, where she'll be presenting a five minute talk on 'The Search for Dark Matter' as well as performing an acapella version of 'Artbitch'.
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