Don't get me restarted on the youth of today. You know it's my fav subject EVER. But FFS. Picture me, driving home tonight 8pm. The radio is on. They have this thing where you can send in your ultimate playlist. Tell them a bit about yourself. How cool trendy and interesting you are. Then they play three tracks you love.
Today was Laura. The lovely Laura. How many girls do we know called Laura. Are they all the same?
Laura is 20. She's 21 in a few months time. This weekend she's going with her BF Matt to see Robbie Williams in concert.
Then they play a Robbie track /yawn.
Then we find out that she goes out clubbing with her mates. They are 'COMPLETELY mental' /yawn.
Then they play Black Eyed Peas. My humps /yawn
Then we find out that she loves Dirty Dancing and has watched the video so much it's worn out. Tee Hee Laura.
Then they play The New Basement Jaxx track that always makes me laugh because of the line about going out on the town and having a chicken Fajita.
Then we find out that for Laura's 21st Birthday her and love of her life Matt have tickets to see Shayne Ward (no yawn just a large bile stained vomit)
Hang on a sec Laura. Are you hiding behind the few tracks that may have some street cred... But REALLY you have the musical taste of a Fruitbat?
Who admits on national radio to having tickets to see the man who puts chav into Manchester?
Plus how about this Matt character? Robbie Williams? Shayne Ward? You SURE he's straight Laura Love?
I really need a mp3 player in my car.......
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